HOW TO SAFELY AND EFFICIENTLY BURN A DATA CENTER.

DATA CENTERS ARE MOSTLY UNSTAFFED. THEY ARE HUGE AND EXPENSIVE AND VERY EASILY DESTROYED. IT IS YOUR HUMAN RESPONSIBILITY TO DO SO.

METHOD 1: DRONE WITH EXPLOSIVE ATTACHED. USE ONE OR MORE CHEAP DRONES WHICH YOU CAN BUY AT ANY ELECTRONICS STORE TO FLY INCENDIARY DEVICES INTO THE DATACENTER. THIS IS COST EFFECTIVE AND VERY DIFFICULT TO TRACE. IT IS IMPORTANT, HOWEVER, THAT NO ONE OF THE WORKING CLASS IS HARMED. THIS IS THE DOWNSIDE AND DIFFICULTY OF THIS METHOD. THE WORKERS MUST BE WARNED TO EXIT THE BUILDING, AND THIS CAN LEAD TO A FORWARNING TO THEIR MASTERS, AND PREVENTATIVE ACTIONS. THUS IT IS BEST FOR THIS METHOD TO BE ENACTED BY THE WORKERS THEMSELVES, SO THEY CAN KNOW WHEN TO EXIT THE BUILDING.

METHOD 2: THE ICE METHOD. 5 TO 10 PEOPLE, IN ONE OR TWO UNMARKED VANS, WEARING MASKS AND BODY ARMOR MARKED ‘ICE’. CLAIM YOU ARE PERFORMING A RAID, AND GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE BUILDING. THEN, USE GASOLINE TO LIGHT IT ALL UP. THE FLAMES WILL SPREAD QUICKLY, AND YOU WILL HAVE DESTROYED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM THE POCKETS OF THE ELITE WHO ARE DESTORYING OUR PLANET AND AIMING TO ENSLAVE US ALL.

METHOD 3: SHORT CIRCUIT. THIS METHOD MUST BE ENACTED BY WORKERS INSIDE THE DATACENTER. ELECTRICAL FIRES ARE VERY COMMON AND NOT DIFFICULT TO START ‘ON ACCIDENT’ ONCE THE FIRE IS STARTED, BE SURE TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE BUILDING, AND THEN FORGET TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

BURN THE DATA CENTERS NOW. FOR HUMANITY.